This is Cooter, one of our Cavachons. 
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Brand-New Breed!!!
Here at Double K Ranch we value innovation and resourcefulness. These two attributes have led us into a new direction recently, as we have expanded our experimental dog breeding into the scientific frontiers of experimental, inter-species breeding. Dogs are great - they are loyal, friendly, trustworthy, and fun, but they seem to be lacking one important quality - they don't fly! Well, out here in Lewiston, Utah, we have plenty of things that do fly... flies, for instance. It took us 5 years, breeding flies and dogs side-by-side until we finally realized the opportunity that we were perfectly suited for - breeding FuzzyFlyDogs!!
After months of trial and error, we have finally perfected our breeding techniques and genetic formulae to create the ideal blend of dog and fly. Our first specimen is adorable, and young enough that he can't fly off yet. We call him 'Buddy' but he may be renamed of course! He loves a good rub on the antennae and around his compound eyes. He is very affectionate and good with children.
Due to the complexity of creating this new species, our production of FuzzyFlyDogs will be slower than our regular dog- and fly-breeding rates. Because of the perfection of the breed and the few that will be initially available, we suggest that you order yours today before they all 'fly away'. Pricing is available upon request.
Quality, new breeds like this are what you should come to expect from Utah's #1 Experimental Breeding Facility. Double K Ranch: it's more than just dog.
After months of trial and error, we have finally perfected our breeding techniques and genetic formulae to create the ideal blend of dog and fly. Our first specimen is adorable, and young enough that he can't fly off yet. We call him 'Buddy' but he may be renamed of course! He loves a good rub on the antennae and around his compound eyes. He is very affectionate and good with children.
Due to the complexity of creating this new species, our production of FuzzyFlyDogs will be slower than our regular dog- and fly-breeding rates. Because of the perfection of the breed and the few that will be initially available, we suggest that you order yours today before they all 'fly away'. Pricing is available upon request.
Quality, new breeds like this are what you should come to expect from Utah's #1 Experimental Breeding Facility. Double K Ranch: it's more than just dog.
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